Wednesday, September 11, 2013

The REAL State of The World Address - EXPLICIT

I haaven't done one of these in awhile...

For the uninitiated....this is my escape valve. My release to get the thoughts that swirl, burn, and churn in my mind out on paper. To release a torrent of emotions I often find stirring within me.

I'm telling you now, I don't even remotely profess to claim that I am a perfect person, so, if you DO decide to stick around and read this, hang on to something, because this IS war. This is MY world. I've got my OWN arsenal of F bombs, and other colorful language, and I'm not afraid to launch them, at will, at any time, for ANY reason. This is your last chance to get the fuck out of here....

3....

2....

1....

Still here?

Game the FUCK on then ! Truth and sarcasm warheads fully loaded !

(Cranks up some Primal Fear to echo my mood. Yeah Carniwar should about do it)
 
And for those of you that would enjoy setting the tone and listening along with me, here you go. Remember, it has to be played LOUD for FULL effect ! 

Carniwar by Primal Fear http://youtu.be/Fv5fdorKfJo

Now then, in no particular order, in 1 take, off the top of my head....in my usual rambling style....

I DO realize this may very well be my LAST blog that I EVER write, because, after this, and all this shit that's been building in my mind that I've been packing down, storing behind my firewall, and after what I saw, and know that happened tonight....I CANT stop it now. It's breaking through, and I FULLY expect to be tossed into the back of a black fucking van and will NEVER be seen ever again....Eraser style.

I ALSO realize, and FULLY expect, that if, by some MIRACLE, that after I unleash the bombs within my mind now, that my Friends list will probably be dialed back down to zero. Who knows? Don't know, don't care. Never did. My words, my way. My life.

ROUND 1 - DING-DING ! 

After sitting here tonight, on the verge of the anniversary of the worst tragedy in American history, watching the torrent of lies spewing from the man claiming to represent us, and our country - our leader, our honest, strong, man who ALWAYS has OUR interests in mind, who cares about OUR survival, OUR countries own life-expectency,  one Barrack Hussein Obama - I find myself faced with one undeniable truth. More of an uncontrollable urge.

I want to punch Barack Obama in the fucking throat.

Liar. Liar. Liar...LIAR !!!

Do you think it's ANY coincidence that asshole is trying to stir this shit up on THIS day ????? It's SICKENING - attempting to leverage a national tragedy to further your own war-mongering agendas !!!

Moreso, because of WHO exactly is involved, but more on that in a bit...

I digress...

This is a man that came to ALL of us, with a promise - a world of difference and change, for all of us...

It was ALL a lie! This man, is absolutely NO different than the fucking dicktard George W Bush that came before him.

He came to us, and preyed upon our sensibilities, and our grief, climbing on top of the smoking building husks and charred rubble, bearing a megaphone in his hand, declaring to what was left of our shattered hearts that we will FIND the people that did this, and what did we do ?

Since he couldn't do shit to find Bin Laden, We went after Saddam Hussein and his phantom WMDs to save face.

Now, here we are, over a decade later, and not a damn thing has "changed" at all. The only "change" that's left is what's left of the DOLLARS that used to line our hard working people's pockets, and now, change, and some lint - if that, is all that's left as we spiral to our Economic freefall, or go over cliffs, whichever way you wanna go.. An express elevator to Hell, goin down ! 

Thats not all thats gone down. In fact, our lives, and the "Freedoms" we all used to enjoy, are a distant echoed pitiful shell and semblance of what they used to be, now that we know that WE spent BILLIONS of our own money, that
we could not even possibly afford - our own FUTURE - to spy ON OURSELVES!!!!!.

Does ANY of that sentence cause anyone to stop, bend over, and puke their guts out like it does me ???

Does that make ANYONE else want to just kick the living fucking shit out those responsible for doing this????

I am a Pacifist, I hate guns. I've never even really shot one, maybe a BB gun once when I was a kid, but I will be DAMNED if this doesn't make me want to reach for the nearest rifle and take back some Street Justice....

This man, our President, just stood before us, and LIED to us. LIED to our FACES.  Why? How? Let me explain.

Tomorrow, is 9/11. 3000 people died. More soldiers are dying by the minute to pay for this war, RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. The death toll, in ALL of these fucking wars is CLIMBING. almost 5,000 more. That's over 8000 people ! 8,000 of OUR people ! DEAD vs 1400 ???

My family just completed the Walk for the Fallen in Tampa. When you go, you get to SEE the wives pushing the empty strollers, and the kids who have missing parents. You SEE the soldiers names, their faces, and know about the lives that were SHATTERED under the BULLSHIT LIES that they were FORCE FED to believe. Seeing those things, seeing faces go with names. You cant change the channel, it CHANGES YOU !!!

We tell our young men and women, go over and eat sand ! Pay for our lies with YOUR blood !Go find them WMD's. Go eat some roadside bombs for your troubles. Fuck....they're just kids, blown apart, shredded by shrapnel in a blinding flash of light and then dead !!

All for what????

For a country that doesnt give one fucking breath of care, or squirt of piss, for OUR country and OUR well being ! 
Countries that dont even WANT us there !!!!

But the REALITY is...the REAL reason ALL of this shit is happening IS and will ALWAYS be ------

THE OIL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

BIG FUCKING OIL !!!!!!!!

There's MONEY involved !!!!!!!!!

Don't believe me???

We ALWAYS LIE to our soldiers and tell them it's their DUTY and HONOR and ALL that BULLSHIT we have to say to them to get them to rally behind a cause, to BELIEVE IN. To TRUST the man shipping them off to DIE under some GRAVE notion that the WORLD is in IMPENDING DOOM if they DONT go! We train them to blindly follow orders, never question, and be bred and ready to go be a meat shield, and SPLATTER their blood across the sand, while they smile behind a TV camera...

BULLSHIT
BULLSHIT
BULLSHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!

We tell them it's the RIGHT thing to do. It's the HUMANITARIAN thing to do !!!!

In SYRIA, 1,400 people died ! OH NO!!!!!

Of course they did you fuckwad !! It's a CIVIL war ! KEY WORDS - CIVIL WAR !!!!!!! Meaning, it's NOT OUR FUCKING BUSINESS, ITS THEIR OWN, INTERNAL SQUABBLING !!! LET them blow each other up and good fucking riddance! 

America is NOT the World Police !!! It's NOT our job to settle every single counties internal disputes. Maybe the twisted logic is, they finally gave up with this one, and realize its too fucked up to be fixed, so like a plague of locusts, they'll go fuck up someone else's lands....

I listened to his speech...1,400 people....and I sit and LISTEN for them to TRY to twist the fucking knife of and pull our heartstrings to do EVERYTHING they can to get us to care on the speech he gave..."the boy couldn't breathe because of the gas..." FUCK THAT !!!!

I do NOT want ANYONE to get hurt. I do NOT want anyone to die - EVER, but let's compare some REAL fucking numbers....

So, Syria, we have our finger on the LAUNCH button, READY to press it, DYING to press it like a little kid with a shiny toy, over 1,400 people and 100,000 more in a CIVIL WAR -

Meanwhile,in the OTHER part of the world, in Darfur, Africa..

OVER 300,000 PEOPLE HAVE DIED

AND

1.3 MILLION MORE ARE DISPLACED AND DYING EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY !!!!!!!!!!

So you're telling me we're putting on the SUPERMAN SAVE THE WORLD costume and BOMBING their country over that, and we do NOTHING over THIS GENOCIDE ???????????????????????????????????

Babies being tossed into the air, landing on bayonets, free-roaming rape mobs, villages being burned to the ground...we ALLOW that to exist ???

WHY !?!?!?

THEY HAVE NO OIL. There is o money in it. 

So....

FUCK THEM they're ON THEIR OWN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Besides, they're just stupid black people killing each other, they're not "terrorists" that pose an IMMEDIATE threat to our country...RIGHT ??? Just a bunch of useless, ignorant, useless black people...RIGHT ???

The world is better off without a few hundred thousand innocent Africans isn't it ??? 

Fuck this fucking world.... no WONDER 250,000 PEOPLE WILLINGLY VOLUNTEERED TO GO ON A ONE WAY MISSION TO LIVE ON MARS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Facts...

HOW THE FUCK BAD DO THINGS HAVE TO GET BEFORE THIS COUNTRY BEGINS TO PULL ITS HEAD OUT OF ITS ASS ???????????????????????????????????????

You want ANOTHER example? TRY THIS...

Ripped directly from www.actionagainsthunger.org

Global hunger now afflicts nearly a billion people worldwide. Severe acute malnutrition, however, is the more immediate killer: it threatens the lives of 19 million children. Every year at least 3.5 million of them die from malnutrition-related causes.

3.5 MILLION DEAD
3.5 MILLION DEAD
3.5 MILLION DEAD
3.5 MILLION CHILDREN DEAD
DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD

A BILLION AFFECTED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And we're worried about 1,400 people that WANT to kill themselves ???????????????

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I could, if I could. I swear I'd make them beg to see God !!!!!!!!!!! I'd hurt them all BADLY !

I'd make them scream once, for EVERY child that DIES EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

25,000 a DAY !!! EVERY DAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INCLUDING HOLIDAYS !!!!!!!

870,000,000 (870 MILLION) people in this WORLD DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT AS I TYPE THIS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You leaders NEED to get on your fucking KNEES and BEG forgiveness for trying this shit you mother fuckers !!! 

PRAY God doesn't strike you fucking DEAD where you breathe you LYING BASTARDS !!!!!!!!

We only care because there's oil. We care because newsflash - this entire country sucks the Arab Nations dicks. In fact, we're getting Eiffel-Towered by the Middle East and China in a proverbial Economic and Energy tag team, and they don't care about sloppy seconds, and neither do we! We just keep smiling and coming (ugh!) back for more, and more and more and more, while our future just keeps slipping further and further away...

Our country is so hopelessly dependent upon Big Oil. That, without it, we do not have the alternative energy infrastructure to support ourselves. One day without Big Oil, and suddenly our entire country GRINDS TO A FUCKING HALT and our President KNOWS IT. If that DOES happen, WE become THE WALKING DEAD ! And that, and that ALONE is the reason why we continue this facade of caring about what the fuck happens with 1400 nameless people, that we would not otherwise give 2 shits about, like they are our best friends, halfway around the world.

Hell, we never gave a shit when Iraq gassed their own people back then ! I watched the videos of the Kurds dying, and we did NOTHING then !!!!!

The ONLY time we actually took action is EXACTLY when Hussein lit the Kuwaiti oil fields on fire as a Scorched Earth policy !

The FIRST thing we did when we set foot on their soil was SURROUND THE OIL FIELDS !!! Coincidence ????

Look for terrorists? Nope ! PROTECT-THE-OIL !!!  Why? Because you and I can't afford to get buttfucked by the Arab Shieks anymore than we already are, by paying $10 a gallon or whatever exorbitant amount of ass-raping they want to charge us if something like that happened !

Hell they do it now ! The SLIGHTEST thing goes wrong with 1 oil platform out in the Gulf after a storm, and prices fly so fast towards $5 a gallon, hell, it almost makes looking like "going in dry" seem like an inviting alternative...

Because of these atrocities, we can NEVER, EVER, UNDER ANY GUISE OR PRETENSE, for ANY REASON, EVER ATTEMPT TO EVEN BREATHE THE WORDS "WE ARE DOING THIS FOR THE GOOD OF THE WORLD FOR MORALISITIC OR HUMANITARIAN REASONS".

The VERY second those words come out of someone in the White House's mouth it makes me seriously believe that in the very next second, they are going to spontaneously combust into a pile of fucking ashes from the bolt of lightning that will rain down upon them....we have no business ever attempting to utter those words in the course of Human Civilization, as a country, ever again...

Now, back to some more salvos of reality....time to let them fly...

These ARE only only SOME examples of the GLOBAL CRISIS we're ALL facing.

The ENVIRONMENT
The EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM
Global VIOLENCE
Violence in our OWN country
HOMELESSNESS
UNEMPLOYMENT
VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN
IMMIGRATION
OUR WELFARE SYSTEM
CARE FOR OUR ELDERLY
SOCIAL SECURITY SOLVENCY
THE FISCAL CLIFF
STOP SUCKING CHINA'S ECONOMIC DICK
THE ENERGY CRISIS
POVERTY
OUR GLOBAL COMPETITIVENESS AND REBUILDING OUR COUNTRY
OUR ECONOMY
AMERICAN PRIDE AND REESTABLISHING OUR GLOBAL IDENTITY

There are a BILLION things I CAN think of off the top of my head that are ALL TRUE EMERGENCIES that we MUST ACT UPON RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND !!!

OUR future, our CHILDRENS future, our COUNTRIES future DEMAND IT !!!!

And speaking of DEMANDS...

Our allies have told us (as they did before) - NO WAR !
Our OWN CITIZENS have said NO WAR !

And yet, EXACTLY as before, Bush plunged us into WAR with NO EXIT STRATEGY IN SIGHT !!!

Remember when that dickclown John McCain said, "Yeah I see the US being in Iraq for the next 100 years"...

What the FUCK do you think THAT would cost us ???????????????

And speaking OF cost....

RIGHT NOW. THiS SECOND, no THIS second, no THIS second, no THIS (I can't give you an ACCURATE number because it changes SO FUCKING FAST)

Here is how much the UNITED STATES has SPENT ON WAR

Taken straight from

http://nationalpriorities.org/cost-of/

We have spent nearly 1.5 TRILLION DOLLARS on war !

You don't get it do you? Here's a little GRAPHICAL reference of EXACTLY what 1 Trillion dollars looks like...

http://www.pagetutor.com/trillion/index.html

Now...multiply THAT by 2 !!!! ALL FOR WAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here are SOME examples of what a Trillion dollars could actually buy !!!!

Education system? Fixed !
Economy? Fixed !
Our future ? - Fixed !

http://www.kiplinger.com/article/business/T043-C000-S001-14-ways-to-spend-1-trillion.html

Broken down, another way - FOR EVERY SINGLE HOUR THIS WAR GOES ON, AMERICAN TAXPAYERS ARE SPENDING 11 MILLION DOLLARS TO PAY FOR IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you saying, fuck you Joe, you're being irrational, you're pissed off, you're angry, fuck Facebook drama blah blah blah. Well guess the fuck what?? This ISNT any kind of drama bitches, this IS REALITY !!!!!

Let me say again...

When YOU wake up and rub the crusties out of your eyes and blink twice, we ALL have paid over a HUNDRED MILLION dollars by the time the Sun rises ! Day after day after day after day...

Multiply that by a 100 years....and HOW much is that ???

FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You could build a fucking bridge made out of dollar bills, and make a lap around the entire Milky Way, and back again ! (but on a side note, that WOULD make a bad ass Mario Kart track ! Yeah I'm funny too. I'm like that.)

Torture...

And speaking of, if ANYONE needs it, it's the COWARDS that spy on us, and STEAL from us !!!!

You got that waterboard handy? Take a seat. I'll bring the towel..

(Dont forget to bring a Towel ! - Towlie)

I'm TELLING you, If NONE of these words stir up ANY emotion in you, and don't send you scrambling for your OWN "Launch the rockets Red button" then nothing the fuck will !

If Charlie Sheen launches Torpedos of Truth, then I launch salvos of Nuclear Fucking Armageddon !!!

I'm not into conspiracy shit. I'm not Illunimati. When it comes to the issues of our country, I'm into real, meat and potatoes, see it, breath it, feel it know it facts.

And now, here's some for you to try to ram down your throat....

Those "rebels" that Syria gassed? You know the ones that we're HELPING???

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/sep/9/obama-administration-now-downplays-al-qaedas-stren/?utm_source=RSS_Feed&utm_medium=RSS


AL
MOTHER
FUCKING
QAEDA

Yeah THAT AL FUCKING QAEDA !!!

The ones that knocked down OUR buildings !!!

The same ones that did THIS


And caused THIS !!!


TO US !!! 

To people YOU may know! To people YOU may have loved !!! 

The ones that killed DOUBLE the amount they "suffered" !!!

The INNOCENT MEN, WOMEN, and CHILDREN that DIED on THAT day. You know, the one that, by the rights, and definition of ANY REAL man with ANY SHRED OF DECENY would hold in COMPLETE RESPECT and NEVER attempt to be used as a FUCKING BARGAINING CHIP TO LEVERAGE YOUR OWN AGENDAS AND START A FUCKING WAR !!!!!!!!!!!!

Are OUR OWN PEOPLE not at the VERY LEAST as EQUAL in IMPORTANCE to STRANGERS in a FOREIGN LAND that are in the middle of a CIVIL WAR that has NOTHING TO DO WITH US !!

Our President, and his advisers, have LONG claimed the strong "rebel" links to Al Qaeda, and THIS iS WHO WE ARE HELPING ???

It reminds me of an episode of South Park - The one where they used Al Qaeda to get rid of all the Jersey Shore bitches.. Only, this time, I'm not laughing.

The AMERICAN people have spoken in ONE VOICE and they said...

STAY THE FUCK OUT OF IT YOU ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I so VERY much hate you now Obama. I DID vote for you orginally, but now, I see you for EXACTLY what you are. THIS, on this SACRED of days, crossed the FINAL line with me !

I LONG for, and BEG I live long enough to see the day our country invokes and uses a THREE party system, to begin to open TRUE MEANINGFUL dialogue and POSITIVE change, ones we TRULY CAN REALLY BELIEVE IN !

Fuck you. Fuck yourself. Fuck EVERY word you've said. I pray I never have to hear one word come out of your deceitful  mouth ever again.

Black Vans coming to get me ? Fuck you too ! 

It WON'T change REALITY !!!

Even though he's a pussy, ask Snowden about that...

You can't run from the demons you create. You can only face them, and make amends for them, and beg forgiveness.

So here it is - 

America created Al Qaeda.

Al Qaeda wants death to America.

America helps Al Qaeda....

Reality, if Obama has his way.

I need to sleep now, but so much more lingers inside my veins.

I swore I would hang up the cape, and I did. I kept my word. I prefer to live my life that way.

I KNOW it's only a matter of time before SOME ignorant fucking bastard blows this world straight to Hell, but until then, I am perfectly content to love my family as hard as I can, and just try my best to keep it inside, and let it all go.

I TRY NOT to think nearly as much as I used to, but DAMN IT !!! On TODAY of ALL days, when I know what I know, and I see what I saw, and I'm ALREADY on the edge over this bullshit Syria thing, this sent me over the fucking cliff, and I felt the need to at least express myself and SAY something !!!

I want you all to know, that I LOVE my country, even though it IS FUCKED UP.

The truth is though, I believe, as a country, we're already there, nearing the end, 1 foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel, as a global power, and as members of Humanity.

I want to run for office. I've thought about it. I want to do good for this world. I want it to be the things I KNOW it CAN be. Things that are buried so far out of sight and out of mind, that we have nearly forgotten about. How to be a strong,
Focused country, placing primary focus on our OWN needs FIRST ! USA for USA !!!

If elected,  would have NO problemcalling them ALL lying bastards and telling them all, on behalf of the American people - 

GO FUCK YOURSELVES !!!!!!!!

YOU'RE DONE !!!!!!

That would be a change I'm sure we ALL could believe in !

I know though, if I did, I WOULD end up in a ditch or shallow grave somewhere,simply because I cannot, and will not, EVER allow lying people to exist, or to get away with murder,
like they currently are. 

I would make they all swallow their fucking tongues Hannibal Lecter style, and smile while I did it, and wave good riddance to their kind and be thankful that was 1 less piece of shit politician we have to suffer with!

Man, I can't even catch a breath. It's true. It really IS true. This country is so fucked !!!

So hopelessly fucked !!!

It's entire mindset is fucked - valuing entertainers and entertainment over education. Worshiping entertainers like Gods, yet firing scientists...

http://money.cnn.com/2013/09/03/news/economy/science-budget-cuts/index.html

Meanwhile, China gets stronger.

Our country can't compete with them.
Our debt to them grows exponentially by the minute...

It's like.....an old, struggling boxer, being pummeled into a bloody mass on the ropes, with 1 knee on the ground, and China, grinning ear to ear, is landing shot after shot, haymakers, pounding us into economic submission with every blow....pointing at our children in the crowd, and saying....

"YOU ARE NEXT!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQqGGgEJHqk

At the end of the day, when I go turn my light off for the night and take responsibility for the choices in life I have made, and things I knowingly have done as a man, I have to face those things and make amends for them. That's my choice in life. 

Still, I do know, and am painfully aware, that no matter how sterling, or noble my words may appear to me, how how well-meaning or intended they are, ultimately, in the grand scheme of History, I know they change nothing. 

My purpose for writing this, is to attempt to share what I believe is truth with my readers, and to generate an emotional response within them. To get them to cognitively and logically, process the events and facts presented before you. To proverbially rip you out of "The Matrix", and to get your synapses firing at full capacity. To be just one more step towards being self-aware, and aware of the surroundings around you. To get you to take off your rose-colored glasses, that you hide behind, and to help you re-aim the virtual turrets at the TRUE enemies we, as a country, are facing...you know who they are, and so do I ....

I ask you to mentally join me in taking the steel-toed boots to the ribs of those Oppressors, and to live just one more day in complete harmony and balance with Reality, and your worlds around you. 

Maybe you will find a way to make progress with the events I've explained here. I am content in living a life of peace with my family. Yet, the reality we face does not change. It remains the same....there are so many more things wrong than I've posted, and so much more work to be done...it will take lifetimes and generations of our people to even begin to turn it around...no matter which path of action they decide to take...

Time to wrap this up...

THE FUCK LIST

Before I give myself this sweet little nightcap, I'll close this because I gotta go make the bacon in a few hours, but on occasion, I like to close these posts out by handing out some awards for individuals who display absolutely lethal amounts of Fucktardery for one reason or another. 

So, without further ado, in no particular order....

The FUCK list of 9/10/13

FUCK OBAMA
FUCK AL QAEDA
FUCK JOHN KERRY
FUCK SYRIA
FUCK WAR
FUCK LYING
FUCK THE NSA
FUCK PEOPLE THAT FUCK OUR FUCKING FUTURE INTO OBLIVION
FUCK PEOPLE THAT HARM OUR CHILDRENS FUTURE
FUCK BANKRUPTING OUR COUNTRY
FUCK CHEMICAL WEAPONS
FUCK FOX NEWS
FUCK SARA PALIN AND PEOPLE WHO STILL LISTEN TO HER (No wait, I think there's videos out there. Somebody already did that I think)
FUCK THOSE PEOPLE WHO HATE PEACE AND DONT FOCUS ON REAL PROBLEMS IN OUR COUNTRY
FUCK THOSE PEOPLE WHO WANT WAR MORE THAN PEACE AND REJECT THE WILL OF OUR PEOPLE
FUCK INTOLERANCE
FUCK PEOPLE WHO DONT FACE THEIR PROBLEMS
FUCK PEOPLE WHO STEP OVER THE BODIES OF PEOPLE IN THEIR OWN COUNTRY TO CLOTHE, EDUCATE, HIRE, AND SUPPORT PEOPLE IN OTHER COUNTRIES WHILE OURS BURNS TO THE GROUND
FUCK PEOPLE WHO RANT WITHOUT FACTS OR PROVIDING POSITIVE RECOMMENDATIONS TO IMPROVE THINGS

(on the BITCHSLAP list - for those who haven't quite made it to the FUCK list yet)

JOSH FREEMAN ! GET IT TOGETHER MAN !!! For Fuck's sake  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And lastly, my ALL STAR LIFETIME PERMA-FUCK LIST !

FUCK BEN AFLECK - (sorry Ben, he's a nice guy, but I had to - I have standards !)
FUCK ROB ZOMBIE - (it's s a standing rule, I can't change it now)
FUCK RYAN REYNOLDS - (he has a black mark on his soul he can NEVER wash away!!!)
and now, introducing NEW lifetime members, lets congratulate -

FUCK GEORGE W BUSH
FUCK BARACK H OBAMA


And ONE last full-on-with-a-fully-drawn-breath-let-out-in-one-Earth-shattering-drawn-out-epically-long FUCK to....

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK BRING BACK FUTURAMA DON'T LET IT END !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  =(

Whoever is still reading this....well...yay ! I love you.. I promise I'll try to get back to the Zen stuff next time...maybe. =)

But for now, not so much...

Every once in awhile, as a drunk, yet talented virtuoso dumbass once said...

"YOU'VE RELEASED THE FUCKING FURY !"

http://www.break.com/video/ugc/yngwie-malmsteen-threatens-to-kill-airline-passeng-331977

Til next time, I would like to ask you, my readers, to hug and kiss the ones you love. The ones who are truthful, honest, kind, and loving that you CAN depend on. Those people who make your world, no matter how big, or small, that it may be, the BEST reality that
It CAN be. Don't look to silver screens or up in the sky for heroes. Look at the people around you instead. It's ok to shut out the darkness of the world, but still try to be the very best light in this oblivion, that you can be. Every day above ground is a good one!

So, for now, just know, that God loves you, and so do I.

And while we're at it, I pray that He helps us all, if He deems it right to do so.

-J

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